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Oh, $#!+. Not again.
Yes, everyone's favorite political crapshow has officially passed its climax and is starting its slow descent into the denouement. As Weiner (side note: YOUR NAME IS WEINER, SIR. OF ALL PEOPLE, YOU WERE THE ONE WHO WAS MOST PRESSED TO BE CAREFUL. I MEAN, FOR GODS SAKE, IMAGINE A HEADLINE CONCERNING LARRY WEIDSTANTS OR MARK BOIESAURFUN. COME ON.) resigns himself to his fate and relinquishes his title as a member (hehehe) of Congress, we are now, as a nation, forced to pay attention to issues that will actually impact our lives and are significantly less primed for sophomoric genital-themed jokes. But don't worry. The GOP candidate lineup will keep us laughing, and you know what laughter is? Not only is it the best medicine, it is also a reaction to certain stimuli that serves as an emotional balancing mechanism. Also, America.
And Mom, Dad? Worry not; no actual animals were harmed in the writing of this post. Nor was there actual nudity.
Here's the original photo.
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| This photo was digitally censored in order to create the effect of implied nudity for comedic purposes. |
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